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02 May

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Junior Seau is dead, gun was involved.

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Junior Seau is dead, at 43 Years old.

Police are at his beach house and doing their investigating but I can read between the lines. He is dead, most likely from suicidal actions or a crazy ass girlfriend or exwife. 

Few Years ago he drove off a cliff in his car but claimed he fell asleep at the wheel instead.  Football concussions will be blamed some  how for his untimely death, I am sure.

It’s really sad this happened to a nice guy and good football player. 

He played for the NFL for 20 fucking years. RIP

RIP Junior Seau

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26 Apr

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Beyonce is the most beautiful, according to Peoples

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Peoples magazine must not realize April Fools day was 25 days ago. They just released their annual list of “Worlds most Beautiful People” in which they say Beyonce is the worlds most beautiful. 

Being as attractive and sexy as I am, I must say Beyonce is not the worlds most beautiful woman.  Perhaps the worlds most fake woman with all that make up she wears.  Real beautiful people wouldn’t need 4,000 dollars of makeup on their face.

Do not get me wrong I would stick my pepperoni in her poop shoot, but she wouldn’t be my first choice.

Edit: Here is proof Peoples Magazine doesn’t know what the fuck beautiful is.

Anjelica Huston, with her sagging facial features and a body of a 70 year old man, made the list!

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08 Apr

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Mike Wallace Dead at 93 – 60 Minutes

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CBS 60 Minute legend Mike Wallace died today at age 93.  Reports say he died because of declining health.  Yeah, your health kind of declines through out the years, it’s usually why people die.

If someone doesn’t die due to declining health, it’s usually called a Amy Winehouse or a Whitney Houston. 

That being sad Mike Wallace is survived by his all-star son Mike Wallace. He currently is a Wide Receiver for the NFL’s Pittsbugh Steelers. 

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26 Mar

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John Stamos goes gay for pay

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John Stamos was at the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against defamation (GLAD) Media Awards the other day. Turns out he goes gay for pay. Some gay man bid to make out with Uncle Jessie.

It turns out the gay man is more straight than John Stamos. John really got into it and the gay man sorta looks repulsed. 

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22 Mar

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Susanne Eman has dreams dreams of being worlds fattest woman

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Susanne Eman is a fat bitch. She currently weighs the same as a school bus.

But being the size of a school bus is not enough for Susane Eman. This woman has Real dreams, unlike most people.  She aspires to be the worlds fattest woman.

She expects to be 1600 lbs in 10 years. To make this happen she married some ugly dude who knows how to cook. Because making her kids slave away cooking 22,000 calorie meals was becoming too deficult for two sons. 

PERSONALLY I HOPE SEE GETS HIT BY A MISSILE. 

All that being said, I would nail her sister.  She is kinda cute…

Or maybe looks more appealing cause she is standing next to Jabba the Hutt. 

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22 Mar

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Casey Anthony is still alive and getting baptized soon.

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Casey Anthony Casey Anthony is still alive and getting baptized soon.

It is being reported on the internet that Casey Marie Anthony is still alive. It is also reported that she has found religion.

She plans to start a new life by getting water dumped on her head.  I meant shes being baptized…

I don’t believe religion is going to help her start anew life unless she is praying that there is a second life and she comes back as a nun with out a utterus.  

That way it solves two problems.

First being she can’t reproduce another child.  Second she will never be heard from or something?

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22 Mar

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Mike ‘The Situation’ has a drinking and pill problem

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It turns out Mike The Situation from Jersey Shore has an alcohol problem and a pill problem. This all according to TMZ.  

He is now in rehab and even detoxed from all the crap he has been putting in his body.

TMZ thinks a sobber Situation on Jersey Shore will mean ratings dropping. 

The ratings are already dropping and with a new outlook I expect ratings will increase and perhaps the chicks he brings home will look better and not grenades. Ya digg?

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05 Mar

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Olivia Munn was hacked and now is nude for all to see!

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O8zXOh Olivia Munn was hacked and now is nude for all to see!

Olivia Munn was hacked by own admission at some point in her life.

 She too had some pictures leaked to the interwebs. She too I have no idea who she is, except a cute chick.

 Sadly you can’t see nipples dispite every damn title containing the word”nude”.  Don’t worry she’s still hardly wearing anything in the pictures.  

You will have no issues doing naughty thing to her unshaven body. 

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